Comcombre 

A word when your trying to tell someone 'i told you so' but you want to abbreviate. Or when something is just so hilariously funny you just cant describe it you have to say comcombre.

Derived from the french word Concombre meaning cucumber

OMG COMCOMBRECOMCOMBRE!

Comcombre by J from the crib October 18, 2008

Condombrella 

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.

Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.

Condombrella by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009

Cocombre 

When a french person misunderstands someone telling them to "go home."

Person a (English): Why don't you just go home!

Person b (Francophone): Cocombre??

Cocombre by Anyone_Noone October 23, 2011

Concombrevolantophobia 

The fear of flying cucumbers.

Chucky from Rugrats is probably has Concombrevolantophobia.

Concombrevolantophobia by Ptcruser1 April 17, 2011

condombreath 

Insult, directed towards men. Insinuates the person who it is directed at sucks penises, albeit in a safe fashion which just overall makes it even more humorous.

Telemarketer: This call may be monitored or recorded.
Pissed Caller: Actually it won't condombreath.(click.)

condombreath by Grewsome June 15, 2008

cocombre 

The object P.Gratton prefers to shove up his cake hole.

Vegetable of choice for my friend

cocombre by Paul Gagliano March 29, 2005

comcimbre

a fake knock-off cumcumber but for is not edible

jack: I want a cumcumber shoved up my as-

irs: no have a comcimbre, it's harder.

comcimbre by anonymous September 1, 2023