Colwell

A douche of the ages.

Wow he is such a colwell....

by GOD AWESOME April 29, 2012

Colwell'd

When a person expectedly (or unexpectedly) interrupts the conclusion of n interaction between two or more people.

1. Radio DJ Colwell'd the end of the song by speaking over the end.
2.

Person X: Anyway, great discussion. Are you free next week?
Person Y: Oh, absolutely. May I have your -
Person Z: HAAAAAAAAAAAY EVERYBODY!
Person X: We seem to have been Colwell'd.

by mackadacker April 3, 2013

Dirty Colwell

The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain

Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose

by DaddyandFatty April 9, 2013

Susan Colwell

Someone who may quite possibly be into women.

That lady at the local Whore House may be a Susan Colwell.

by sdgsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfs November 10, 2012

karen colwell

The best teacher you could possibly have.She is super smart and she has a lot of patients

She is soo helpful and smart she must be karen colwell

by Vfafijkcfj February 24, 2017

Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!

Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.

by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Simon Cowell

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020