Coldwell 

Stupid ass freak that doesn't know any better.

Dude, I saw a coldwell the other day. I totally pulled a coldwell the other day.

Coldwell by Bryce R. April 29, 2008

Dirty Colwell

The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain

Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose

Dirty Colwell by DaddyandFatty April 9, 2013

Chris Caldwell

One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.

Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."

Chris Caldwell by TheSoulOfgenius October 5, 2012

Caldwell Tanner 

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.

Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!

Caldwell Tanner by thatquietkid June 18, 2010

anthony caldwell

Very sexy and Badd Awsome

Omg He Is So Anthony Caldwell

anthony caldwell by jessica awsomeness August 17, 2011

Caldwell County 

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.'

I have no life, let's go hang out in Caldwell County.

Caldwell County by AZombieCupcake. August 17, 2011

Bobby Caldwell 

A person who goes AWOL for a long period of time and then appears surprisingly

Note: Could be related to bobby shmurda

Person 1: Yo, Person 2, have you seen Person 3? I haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2: Nah man, he's pulling a bobby caldwell on us he'll show up sooner or later.
Person 3: *shows up surprisingly* I guess you wonder where I've been

Bobby Caldwell by cashfloww January 9, 2019