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the centre of the world, quite possibly the best village in the world and the largest one. known for its high levels of weed smoking and good house partys. orlin road is the best place in colwall, as this is were the stongest bud comes from. much better than mathon because only gay boys with ear strechers come from there.
im going out in colwall tonight

ah sound heard some nice bud comes out of there

yeah do you want some

yeah sound
colwall by umm wot? November 3, 2010
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Dirty Colwell

The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain
Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose
Dirty Colwell by DaddyandFatty April 9, 2013

Coolwall138291 

The sweatiest fortnite gamer ever
Look giant build fight that must be coolwall138291

codwallace 

A swear word popularized by the Irishman David McKeown. No one is really sure what it means, but it could be a euphemism for "God damn."
After losing his game of Super Mario 3:

Ah, codwallace!
codwallace by Knutemund Freud May 16, 2006

coswallop 

Coswallop, in my opinion.
coswallop by Manchesterxisxlove September 28, 2009
A douche of the ages.
Wow he is such a colwell....
Colwell by GOD AWESOME April 29, 2012

Codwallop 

Allison: "Omg, I love Justin Bieber's new single!"
Briana: "Ew, he's a load of codwallop."
Codwallop by LuceroSheppydog November 10, 2012
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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