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Coltzen has a great PERSONALITY! So they are unique because they are only one person that is on discord. They have a strong appreciate for someone who is into voice acting *wink wonk*. If you get to know them they will say "please, don't simp for me" and then everyone will proceed to simp for their personality because we abide by their request. (sorry that was a long run on sentence.)
Coltzen: "Please don't simp for me"
Others: "sucks to suck." *simps anyway*
Coltzen by beansandvegemite August 13, 2020
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The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.
That's my Colten.
Colten by Natyr July 30, 2016
Smexy Male attack helicopter (Apache) usually defending Capitalism and USA or doing random stuff, drinking the tears of libtards and helping trump doing stuff, next mission: taking care of North Korea.
Colten by Panda_Wizards September 20, 2017

dirty colten 

a sex act wherein a man jams his thumb, then his middle finger, then 2, 3, 4, all fingers in the ass of the female during rough sex.
Man, you shoulda seen the look this bitch gave me when I slipped her the 'ol dirty Colten. Bitch was speaking in tongues for an hour afterwards!
dirty colten by thebigwonkus91 January 24, 2019
Colten, an all around amazing person. He will make you smile even when your sad, he will make you laugh even when your about to cry, and he will calm down even if your about to explode. Having a Colten in your life is something that everyone should have and you should never let go. They are kind, compassionate, caring, athletic, sympathetic, loving, considerate, courageous, ambitious, diligent, and very intuitive. They know when your upset or sad without you even telling them and they know what to say and when to say it when you are. They love running and are always up for a card game, but watch out because colten’s are very competitive and are not up for losing. They always put family and friends first and am always thinking about the next way they can make a person smile. If you meet a Colten you should never let them go.
I wish I had more Colten’s in my life.
Colten by Soccerdancegirl February 10, 2019
Colten is the funniest guy ever, he is the BEST boyfriend, he is good with kids and is a loving partner to any girl he is with. Coltens mostly have dirty blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes any girl could get lost in.
Girl 1 : Wow Colten is soo cute <3
Girl 2 : I know right!! I wish Colten was my boyfriend!
Colten by Lyina September 24, 2018
Colten is a name that is usually givin to a person who grows up to be a great, awesome, funny, nice, kind, sweet, caring, loving guy.
Person 1: Colten is such a GREAT guy
Person 2:I know right
Colten by .:Zero:. July 6, 2011
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