Collegeville 

Collegeville is a small town in the state of Pennsylvania, outside of Philadelphia, where really hip people live. You have to understand that if you want to live here you need to be fresh, an willing to walk the crappy sidewalks. Oh, and no one knows where Collegeville is either, unless you know of Ursinus College.

(you)Where do you live?
(me)Collegeville.
(you)Where?
(me)Outside of Philly.Ursinus College.
(you)Oh. What the fuck is that?
(me)Haha. Exactly.

Collegeville by your bff nikki October 15, 2008

Collegeville Chill 'n' Fill

The act of taking a diarrhea into an ice cube tray and freezing it for days. Once it is nice and hard it is put in a blender with a shit load of jizz. They are blended together until it looks like a delicious chocolate milkshake. The mixture is consumed by a female who takes much pleasure in it. She is probably a slut.

Shit dude! The whore drank twenty-five Collegeville chill 'n' fills. What a slut.

Collegeville Chill 'n' Fill by kinkydude69 January 24, 2010

St John's University - Collegeville 

Small liberal arts catholic school located in the middle of no where MN. Co located next to St Ben's - an all girls school. These schools both cater to spoiled rich catholic kids who think they are better than Tommies, but not nearly as smart as Gusties.

60% of all the guys that go to SJU are GAY. Some just don't know it yet. But 4 year stay behind the Pine Curtail will get them out of the closet pretty fast.

St John's students are called Johnnies.

Guy 1 - where do you go to school?

Guy 2 - I go to school at St John's University - Collegeville. am a Johnny

Guy 1 - I am a Tommy

Guy 2 - Tommies SUCK!

Guy 1 - and Johnnies SWALLOW!

St John's University - Collegeville by JohnnieSwallow January 8, 2012

Colleyville 

An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, and lots and lots of drugs. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.

Colleyville is at the top of the trickle-down money ladder. The town is filled with many fashion-sensible, upper class families. Most of their money goes to their kids, which goes towards their drugs -- keeping the ghettos in Arlington and Dallas booming.

Colleyville by notisaidthecat February 3, 2006

Colleyville 

Recently marked the #1 city to live in (Texas) by CNN Money as of Summer 2005. Great Atmosphere! Many new developments and a place to enjoy all seasons.

Real Estate Values Soaring

Colleyville by Matt G. September 13, 2005

Colleyville 

rich ass suburb of Dallas, and surrounded by other rich ass towns (see Southlake, Grapevine). The city council regulates what types of roofs, windows, and (in some neighborhoods) the size of houses that are allowed to be built. Apartments are illegal to construct by law. The homeless carry laptops. Colleyville ranks 68th in the nation for highest average income (about $120k/year).

Damn, Colleyville shopping center is expensive.

Colleyville by D.B.T. December 28, 2005

Colleyville 

Colleyville, TX. Town in Dallas-Ft. Worth (DFW Metroplex). Affluent town of about 20,000; local high school is Colleyville Heritage and is one of the top high schools in the country. Colleyville shares many similarities with next-door Southlake, TX (also home to Heritage rival Southlake Carroll), and Colleyville is in a joint school district with Grapevine, TX.

The city's biggest flaw is that it believes it has no flaws. A slew of teen suicides in 2004 and a steroid abuse scandal in the high school football team landed Colleyville Heritage on the front page of Newsweek. The town has recovered swimmingly. But constant, unmonitored teen partying and rampant prescription drug abuse continue with little attention. Parents are often blamed for giving their kids too many luxuries without any supervision.

Colleyville shares many students with Grapevine, but has more in common with the developing town of Southlake.

Colleyville by PittFan January 1, 2006