Coligator

A robotic death machine disguised as a cat. At any time the government can self-Destruct the time. Or can self-destruct if you play with it too much! BEWARE!!!

Coligator goes meow meow

by Shadowgirl915 July 22, 2022

Cogitator

1. Meaning to think hard ,ponder, devise, or meditate

2.Due to its processing definition,
A Cogitator is the most commonly used name in Low Gothic and Latin for any type of digital computer.

The term is usually found in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe within the Imperium of Man.-

Cogitators vary in size and function, from the gigantic data-looms of the Adeptus Administratum which help process all the bureaucratic data required to run the Imperium, to the slim microprocessors used in the brains of the Adeptus Mechanicus' Tech-priests and the more advanced types of Servitors.

All Cogitators are believed by the Adepts of the Mechanicus to have an animating Machine Spirit, though true Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) is not allowed to develop within any Cogitator, as A.I. or "Abominable Intelligence" as it is known to the servants of the Machine God, has been a religiously forbidden form of technology to Mankind since before the end of the Age of Strife.

"Listen up Sergeant! Boot up that Cogitator Immediately!"
"My Cogitator has Windows 10 installed."

by Tha RPG Gunner September 15, 2016

copiator

A girl that has a nice, tight ass that everybody wants to take a look at now and then. The reason to why these girls are called copiators is because when she walks over to the printer, suddenly every guy in the office needs to print a document that problably doesn't even exist. There can only be one copiator/office so she's often known as;

The Copiator.

John: dude, check out the copiator!

Jeff: nice! Would hit that.

by Justuskrecker November 23, 2013

soligatory

that feeling when you're really hungry and staring at food but cannot decide what you want to eat because it all looks so good. works best in the context of being under the influence of marijuana or alcohol.

Fred and George go to the grocery store after a few dabs.

They get to the candy aisle and after a few minutes of considering their options, Fred says, "Hey George, what are you gonna get to eat?"

George says "I don't know man, I'm feeling super soligatory."

by antard January 27, 2014

Loligator

Loligator, a term used to enlighten a moment, event, or situation which contains gratuitis amounts of "lulz"

Steve: Oh dude I was so baked yesterday I didn't realize I was eating my brownies out of my toilet bowl for like 2 hours"

Bob: LOLIGATOR!

by TeQifsha January 15, 2009

Colgater

Latin Name: Colgatus Yuppo
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.

They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"

In other words Stuckup Cunts.

Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."

Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."

by Matt.Mason. April 9, 2008

Loligator

An LOL moment so huge it cant be described as just lol. A moment so hilarious, all you can do is stand up and scream LOLIGATOR! Can also be used as a substitute for "lol" if it pleases you to do so.

*guy tells a really funny joke* "Dude thats hilarious!" "LOLIGATOR" or.. *Texting* "haha yeah it was pretty hilarious.." other guy says.. "loligator man, loligator"

by The loligator man October 19, 2011