clogatoris

The term coined by fans of Joost Klein, meaning ‘Dutch clitoris’.

I’m just joosting my clogatoris!

by J00stkle1n March 20, 2025

Clogatoris

Combination of "clog" (noun; traditional wooden Dutch shoes) and "clitoris" (with an "a" in the middle for phonetic flow). Typically used as a variation of the latter; a popular word among fans of Dutch musician Joost Klein.
The phrase "clogging one's toris", stemming from this word, can be used to refer to partaking in vulval masturbation.

1) Who up Joosting their clogatoris?

2) I'm clogging my toris to this right now

by hawk222ah April 24, 2025

clotoris

A small globule of clotted menstrual blood wedged between the upper section of a woman's labia majora. Unlike the clitoris, the clotoris is much easier to find thanks to its distinctive color, pungent odor and unique flavor.

OH NO! Yo clotowith id on nai tung!!!

What?!?

(SPIT) I said your damned clotoris is on my friggin' tongue! (BARF!)

by SinDonor dammit February 18, 2011

climatoris

A clitoris who's performance is determined on the climate.
E.g in a wet climate it performs well where as a dry climate it doesnt perform very well.

I wanted to fuck my girlfriend in the desert, but she has a climatoris so it wasn't possible.

by Dumfok_9 March 16, 2019