The magical, mystical basis for
Subway's
business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly
kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi).
Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...