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Cold Stone 

An ice cream place that is taking over small towns everywhere. It's the equivalent of starbucks. The lines are so long it takes about half an hour to get something. It's ridiculously expensive and the employees sing obnoxious songs when you tip them. It's sooo yuppie.
I'm so bored... lets go to Cold Stone.

Dressed Like THIS! I have to go whore up first, everyone I know will be there!

Cold Stone 

During intercourse, you cum all over a females face and follow up with a hand full of rainbow sprinkles.
I had an excess of toppings but a lack of ice cream, so I cold stoned that bitch.
Cold Stone by chuck taylur June 10, 2009

cold stone creamery 

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.
cold stone creamery by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

Cold Stone Stunner 

An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect
Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?

Cold Stone Creamery 

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.

cold stone 

a ice cream place where they add anything you want while mixing the ice cream on a cold surface
I get brownies and french vanilla ice cream at cold stone
cold stone by sweettooth02 May 7, 2008
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