Colawaver 

Colawaver

An individual - A specific type of breed whom only feast on Cola. - kow·luh.ˈwāvər

Person: Woaah, A Colawaver! One of the deadliest animals in Northern Scandinavia! Imma Touch it.
The wild Colawaver: WAT'CHA TRYIN' TO DO WITH MAH COKE?!

Colawaver by wildcolawaver July 12, 2019

Coldwave 

Funnily enough, the name of two different genres:

French coldwave: a sort of proto-goth rock sound that developed in the late 70s.

American coldwave: guitar-driven electro/industrial music that enjoyed brief popularity in the early 90s.

To fans of both genres (author included), watching people get pissy about the difference can be very entertaining indeed.

French goth: mon amis, i hear you like ze coldwave?
US rivet head: yeah, bro, totally! just bought the new 16volt album, shit was SO cash...
French goth: qu'est-ce que c'est, 16volt? do you like trisomie 21?
US rivet head: who's that? have they remixed any Chemlab tracks?

Coldwave by EinsturzendeSteve May 25, 2009

Coldwater, Ohio 

Football... yea that's about it

"Have you ever been to Coldwater, Ohio?" No but i heard they are good at football.

Coldwater, Ohio by Slubby69 March 20, 2017

Coldwater 

A hick town in southern Michigan. Knows best for their corn fields and meth labs. On any given weekend you're sure to find a bunch of coked up local drunks hanging out a shitty bar called 'Sirens' or in the parking lot of a Taco Bell Restaurant. Or the cool thing to really do is walk around Walmart and act cool.

And like its neighbor city in Ohio, the majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.

"Hey, what is best thing to do in Coldwater?"

"I dunno, get high and walk around walmart?"

Coldwater by Eugene Wallace August 14, 2009

Coldwater Situation 

When you make out with a guy you have a complicated relationship with and end up dubbing him for the rest of your life.

Victoria had a coldwater situation last Friday because of Justin Bieber.

Coldwater Situation by wegmans October 15, 2016

coldwater 

A village of 1100 people in Ontario, Candada. 150 kms north of Toronto. Coldwater is known for awsome sod, hicks, bankrobberies, the dentist office being blown up when the methlab in the basement went arye, and Rivers the local watering hole. Also made infamous by a robbery spree carried out by a local street hero known as "squirell" and his female aquaintance. They were deamed by the papers "The modern day Bonny and Clyde." ...unfortunatley these two fuck ups were so stupid and high they used a needle as a weapon to threaten the clerks of the 5 convienience stores they robbed without masks they we soon identified.

"You know where to score some weed?" "Sure just drive down the main drag in Coldwater and pump up the bass in your truck, a couple street rats should pop out of the alley".

coldwater by jasper420 April 24, 2011

Coldwater 

A small town in Ohio known for its drinking and lack of class. People that live in Coldwater consider Wal-Mart a mall and McDonalds a fine restaurant to take a date to. They are extremely ignorant, racist, and have a strong inability to comprehend what is going on in the rest of the world. The majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.

Brad: Hey Brooke want to go shopping in Coldwater!?
Brooke: Sure! I heard Walmart is having a big sale!

Coldwater by I love Coldwater February 27, 2008