Coke-man

If the coke man sees you drink pepsi or dr pepper, he either give you a coke or give you the belt. But if pepsi man shows up and a fight begins, only shaggy on 100 procent power can stop the fight.

See! Its coke-man coming to save the day!

Coke-man by The dad that never came back March 6, 2019

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Coke Man

Tony Robinson the king of things that are.erm?...........erm?............erm?..dont know really! BALDRIK U wazuk

'OOOH look that crappy programme is on where a load of sad old degenerates look at dead grannies (Time Team). That means Coke Man will be making an appearence!!!'

Coke Man by Huw Margetts December 18, 2004

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The Coke Man

The dude who puts in the most overtime as his job and that is picked at the same time to work that overtime because of their proven valor.

That boi had 72 hours on his check last week and he may have 80 once this week is done. Work them 16'$ and you'll be a big boi just like The Coke Man.

The Coke Man by Hollie is a hoe December 10, 2023

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Coke can man

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.

He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.

Coke can man by The girl down the street December 27, 2004

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Poor Man's Coke

when you cant afford coca cola so you have to buy faygo or other 1$ alternative soft drinks.

"shit nigga I only got a dollar and 5 cents how tf can I dead ass get you fucking coke"
"Poor Man's Coke nigga deadass get me the root beer faygo"

Poor Man's Coke by niggadeadassdawg August 26, 2017

poor mans coke

Common street slang for crystal meth (methenphetamine). Used because coke is expensive for a short high while crystal meth is much less for almost a 48 hour high.

Guy: I'm gonna go pick up some coke for the weekend.
Salesguy: Why try coke when you can try poor mans coke, it's much cheaper and it last longer ... It's Great!

poor mans coke by Rapapapaptta March 3, 2006

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Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

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