Coincidick

The word for someone who pulls a dick move and blames it on coincidence

"Why isn't Tommy in school?"
"He's 'sick' "
"He got sick right when the Destiny update came out?"
"Yup, what a coincidick"

by DarthPader September 20, 2016

coincidink

a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

You love trail mix too? What a coincidink

by trailmix2011 September 9, 2010

coinkidink

The Classical Latin pronunciation of "coincidence".

Mehercule, ego quoque veni, vidi, vici! Talis coincidenc est!
(By Hercules, I too came, saw, and conquered! What a coinkidink!)

by vladvlad April 30, 2006

self confidick

Having self confidence in your penis. You either take pride in its above average size, or have come to terms with it's average or even below average measurements, and thus you exude confidence in the workplace and at social gatherings.

Jesse's erect penis only measured 3.5 inches, but he knew that there was more to life than just his dick size, so with this self confidick he proudly approached a pretty woman on the dancefloor whom he decided he wanted to "get to know better".

by Spencer T95 April 3, 2014

coincifuckindental

When two things are more than just a mere coincidence or when they are way too fitting; happening at the same time.

"When I asked him if he was coming up this weekend, I already knew he wasn't. How coincifuckindental!"

"Some things are way too coincifuckindental. Everything happens for a reason."

by Call me G October 6, 2006

coincadink

Coincidence but shortened

we are wearing da same jeans! Wat a coincadink

by tuttstar December 29, 2006

coincidinkle

The kind of positive coincidence someone who's just hit puberty might meet with.
Another way of saying 'coincidence' for those who fear being/being perceived as uninteresting.
Generally refers to a positive/joyful sort of coincidence.

talk about a coincidinkle, we have been mailing each other about primers!

by insecteye December 9, 2010