Coinciditis

An increasingly common disease that causes sufferers to die suddenly. First noticed in 2021, experts are baffled as to the cause. Some think it could be a virus but anecdotal evidence suggests it is self inflicted by participating in medical experiments. Coinciditis most often strikes normally healthy people in their 20's to 40's.

Did you see the 28 year old soccer player who died suddenly during practice? He must have had coinciditis.

by Conservative Couch January 28, 2024

councilitis

councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis

craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)


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by ohdearcouncilone April 19, 2009

Councilitis

Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.

by MarkBackers July 8, 2014

coincidii

Plural of the word 'coincidence'. Not to be confused with 'coincidi', the exotic Thai fish breed.

I had such a strange evening, all these coincidii were just popping up around me.

by Victory Swallow May 19, 2014