Coiatus

a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse

Student: Oh my, Professor!! Where did you learn that techinque?

Professor: That? I picked that one up during my coiatus last semester...

by wufboy January 24, 2011

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airborne coitus

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

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Coiatus • coitus • coitus interruptus • coitus interuptus • Coitus Mysterioso • Coatus Interruptus • Coitus Avoidus • Coitus Bellows • Coitus Coach • Coitus Coalition

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

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Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

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Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)

by Bagseven May 20, 2010

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