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Cog Sucker 

A person who allows their self to be expended, exploited and depleted by a system that cares nothing for them--one who squanders their potential by being a "cog" in the wheels of the system as opposed to finding ways around it.
Person 1: "Yo C just found a good clean non-system way to make funds and still have his own time and build fittingly in life. You think P would want to link up on something like that?"
Person 2: "Nah man... P is a cog sucker. P is either gonna flip burgers, work gas stations or cubicles at best before he does something on those lines."
Cog Sucker by Agape Leone September 20, 2016
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Cog Sucker 

A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.
Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.
Cog Sucker by Ray Pinhose March 17, 2011
Related Words

Copsucker 

Cop suckers: criticizing the politicians for making the laws, while loving the people who beat the shit out of you for breaking them.
That copsucker over there polishes a knob just as good as he shines boots.
Copsucker by Getyourshinebox August 14, 2020

Copsucker 

A copsucker is a member of the media who professes to present the truth about a crime or social event, but instead presents the spin put on it by the police.

A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
An example of this is the media in Belleville Ontario Canada who professed the excellence of the police investigation into serial killer Russell Williams, and yet they cannot explain:

A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.

Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
Copsucker by Lagenomai March 8, 2011
A play on cocksucker aimed a cyclists.
Jeremy and his cogsucker buddies are doing another ride this weekend.
cogsucker by murphyj May 30, 2018

copsucker 

a person or people who engage in converstation with police officers either just to look cool, to gain advantage or to get out of a fine or ticket
hey.. check out those copsuckers, they must be trying to get out of a fine huh?
copsucker by crashed1800 June 13, 2009

CODsucker 

A scallywop who performs fellatio during the time when her male counterpart is actively participating in the playing of Call of Duty especially Black Ops in either campaign or multiplayer mode. The act of CODsucking is a little known feat accomplished and achieved by only the most skilled of Call of Duty Players, and will almost always resort in an automatic prestige.
Nate: I don't know if I could get any better at Call of Duty

Tori: Wanna bet, I'll show you
Nate: How are you going to show me how to be better at Call of Duty
Derek: Dude she is CODsucker. She'll give you a blowjob while you play. Instant prestige bro!
CODsucker by Vandalizer48 January 11, 2011
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