Coffeened

The act of getting fired or let go of from your job.

I heard that Goss just got Coffeened from his job.

by BretCJ7 January 7, 2009

coffeine

Coffee that is drunk solely for the purpose of taking in caffeine. It is usually watered down with milk and sugar, and always of poor quality. It is consumed by caffeine addicts because it's a cheap and readily available fix; pleasure has nothing to do with it. Coffeine may taste like burnt poverty and dreams crushed in cubicles, but it'll give you a buzz just as that posh Fair Trade stuff your aunt's always raving about.

Marla slugged down the rest of the coffeine they were serving in styrofoam cups at the morning conference. It was times like these that she really hated herself.

by bachunderground September 9, 2013

Colleened

When an alluring and luscious girl seduced you with her irresistible confidence, taste for danger, and captivating personality only to leave you, after an erotic one night stand filled with flawless pleasures and ultimate spank-bank material, with a hang over, a pre-rolled joint next to a pair of sultry black lace panties (she left both behind), one picture of her on your digital camera so sexy it would make the pope sin from burning loins, and a lifetime of self-hatred for not getting her last name and cell number.

Holy shit...the girl i hooked up with last night totally Colleened me! Picture and all!!!

I'm taking the girl of my dreams home with me right now, lets hope to all that is holy i don't get Colleened. I never want to let this girl go!!!

I need to meet a hott girl named Colleen so i can get Colleened

by JizzyStizzy October 5, 2009

Coffeenate

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.

Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!

by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

Coffiend

Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.

Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

Person 2: Twelfth.

Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.

by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 18, 2012

Coffeed Out

1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.

2. A caffeine overdose.

Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.

by tennooge May 3, 2011

Colleened

When someone finds out that their friend is trying to hook up with their sister.

1) Calvin got colleened.
2) Calvin got majorly colleened.
3) John.

by TDAAWWGG July 11, 2010