Coffee Ring

A brown ring left on your cock after fucking someone in the ass.

Next time wipe your ass better cuz i got a coffee ring.

by Bulldozatron June 14, 2011

Coffeeing

To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.

Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.

by toroboy February 9, 2010

Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.

Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.

by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016

coffeeing

a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans

mash is busy coffeeing again

by spamanda September 17, 2007

coffeelingus

The act of licking bare the dried, frothy remnants of a long black from the inside rim of your cup so as to ingest every last bit of caffeine possible.

Gad, would never have survived the meeting had I not gone coffeelingus on that last cuppa!

by bumbagpoida April 14, 2016

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023