Coffee Cakes 

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

Coffee Cakes by KellieV123 October 19, 2007

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat by Usebleach January 17, 2021

Drake's Coffee Cake 

A sweet coffee-tasting cake that crumbles when you eat it. Referenced in the episode "The Suicide". George tells Jerry he can buy a Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents with his gambling money.

GEORGE: "You’re not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents."

Drake's Coffee Cake by Shaunn L. July 2, 2008

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

German Coffee Cake by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

Italian Coffee Cake 

Cold left over pizza served the next morning.

Ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or Italian Coffee Cake?

Italian Coffee Cake by CoachMary October 3, 2016

indian coffee cake 

when a person of Indian descent gets shat upon there brow turban which can look most like coffee cake or the term varies with the color of the persons stool.

yo Brosephalonis last night I made a nice indian coffee cake upon a high quality turban.

indian coffee cake by duce droppa December 20, 2007

Coffee Cake

A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.

C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.

C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.

Coffee Cake by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013