Usebleach's definitions

Jorg Flow-d

A Jorg Flow-d is a coconut footballer, who takes the knee for black criminals, before every UK premiere league match.

Fan to hus mate at a premiere league match: "Look at him, bended down on one knee."

Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

Racist

Racist

A "RACIST" is an Anarchist, cos no Anarchist is ever culturally or economically rich enough, to lead a calm enough life, not to care about viewing as one of a number of top priorities, the giving of free money to a poor black family, living in the slums.

Anarchist addressing the crowd, after overthrowing the Government: "No more inequality or unemployment among the poor, unless they're black."
(all the poor white people cheer...)
A person in the crowd: "Is he racist?"

by Usebleach February 12, 2021

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

by Usebleach October 22, 2020

L.P

L.P stands for Low Profile

E.g.

Daughter to her family via zoom"Whers dad? I can't see him on the screen. Is he keeping L.P?"

by Usebleach December 26, 2021

C.H.B

C.H.B. stands for COUNCIL HOUSE BARRISTER, and is someone who is believed to have lived in a council house(NOT), who failed their exams, and made friends with crackheads, before they slept their way into Oxford/Cambridge, and then to the BAR.

Oxford Neighbour1 talking to neighbour2: "Here comes that C.H.B with that decent man."
Neighbour 2: "Well at least there's no camels."

by Usebleach March 12, 2020