Definitions by Usebleach
Jorg Flow-d
A Jorg Flow-d is a coconut footballer, who takes the knee for black criminals, before every UK premiere league match.
Fan to hus mate at a premiere league match: "Look at him, bended down on one knee."
Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."
Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."
Jorg Flow-d by Usebleach May 28, 2022
Off Key
Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
OffKey
Offkey
Offkey describes someone who, out of nowhere, brings up the fact that they're on their menopause.
Offkey describes someone who, out of nowhere, brings up the fact that they're on their menopause.
Example:
John the man: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue responds with something Offkey like: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?" and then walks off in a neurotic mess, looking for her car keys, cos shes got Brainfog.
John the man: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue responds with something Offkey like: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?" and then walks off in a neurotic mess, looking for her car keys, cos shes got Brainfog.
L.P
L.P stands for Low Profile
Racist
Racist
A "RACIST" is an Anarchist, cos no Anarchist is ever culturally or economically rich enough, to lead a calm enough life, not to care about viewing as one of a number of top priorities, the giving of free money to a poor black family, living in the slums.
A "RACIST" is an Anarchist, cos no Anarchist is ever culturally or economically rich enough, to lead a calm enough life, not to care about viewing as one of a number of top priorities, the giving of free money to a poor black family, living in the slums.
Anarchist addressing the crowd, after overthrowing the Government: "No more inequality or unemployment among the poor, unless they're black."
(all the poor white people cheer...)
A person in the crowd: "Is he racist?"
(all the poor white people cheer...)
A person in the crowd: "Is he racist?"
Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat
"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...
Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat by Usebleach January 17, 2021
Inwira
INWIRA is the abbreviation for: "Ironic Nude Woman in a red armchair"... The name is unique to the owner of YouTube channel"Virtual High Tea Coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", and is therefore protected by copyright...
Joanne Bloggs: "I feel like a bit of an INWIRA myself actually."
Her brother Joe Bloggs : You should set up a gym at home then; see if you can get into shape
Joanne Bloggs: "Cheeky. I meant I'm a prude; NOT butters..."
Her brother Joe Bloggs : You should set up a gym at home then; see if you can get into shape
Joanne Bloggs: "Cheeky. I meant I'm a prude; NOT butters..."