Codwallop 

Bullshit.

Allison: "Omg, I love Justin Bieber's new single!"
Briana: "Ew, he's a load of codwallop."

Codwallop by LuceroSheppydog November 10, 2012

codswallop 

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?

codswallop by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002

codwallace 

A swear word popularized by the Irishman David McKeown. No one is really sure what it means, but it could be a euphemism for "God damn."

After losing his game of Super Mario 3:

Ah, codwallace!

codwallace by Knutemund Freud May 16, 2006

codswollop

Nonsense - old irish slang

OH you're talking codswollop

codswollop by Allen October 15, 2002

COD wallop 

v. The striking action which is required to distract a Call of Duty player from the screen.

Stuart was blanking me playing that bloody game again, so he got a COD wallop across the lugs.

COD wallop by ka22a November 14, 2009

coswallop 

British term meaning "nonsense"

Coswallop, in my opinion.

coswallop by Manchesterxisxlove September 28, 2009

Codswallop Slop 

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop

Codswallop Slop by the britster November 23, 2011