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coming off a turd 

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"
coming off a turd by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

your coming off sako 

This is the nice way of saying your coming off stupid
"You look stupid"
Your coming off sako

The net is coming off the pegs 

When shit hits the fan.
Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode
Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.
choding off by Clocked May 7, 2010

Not coming up off him 

Never giving up on him. Never letting go of my relationship... Welcome to death row
I'm not coming up off him, I'm not coming up off her

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026