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coming off a turd 

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"
coming off a turd by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

your coming off sako 

This is the nice way of saying your coming off stupid
"You look stupid"
Your coming off sako

The net is coming off the pegs 

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode
Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.
choding off by Clocked May 7, 2010

Not coming up off him 

Never giving up on him. Never letting go of my relationship... Welcome to death row
I'm not coming up off him, I'm not coming up off her