Definitions by Clocked

Chode 

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

Chode by Clocked May 7, 2010

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

choding off by Clocked May 7, 2010