2 definitions by Cosmo88
When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.
My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.
by Cosmo88 November 8, 2015
A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.
Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017