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Definitions by Cosmo88

coming off a turd 

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"
coming off a turd by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

Shit Finger 

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.
My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.
Shit Finger by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016