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Codifer

"You forgot to tape CSI last night, Mr. Codifer"
by Maggie Mexiface January 1, 2009
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coliferent

A word used to make people look smarter. Really. Try using it in a class discussion and see how many people pretend to understand. Also, 'coliferent' can be used as ANY part of speech, and mean anything you need it to.
What coliferent weather we're having.
I coliferented your mom!
Thanks for that coliferent last night, babe.
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coniferophilia

(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...

(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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Coniferus Nipplepuffin

A medical condition where the nipples puff out due to enlarged breast buds.
OMG look at my nipples! Must be a case of coniferus nipplepuffin.
by iexist89 February 26, 2010
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Conifer

1) A place for pot smoking hippies to live in their later years.
2) The birthplace of one of South Parks' creators.
3) Famous for the school's 2 page dedication to parties/drugs in school in the yearbook.
4. A place where if you don't smoke pot...You will be forced to.
-Wanna go to Conifer?
-Why?
-You know why...
by Bri? February 20, 2009
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conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.
person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...
by James AC August 30, 2006
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codyfernsson

A very popular fan account on the app TikTok. Known for posting about Cody Fern, the FX show American Horror Story, and being sad.
-Omg did you see what codyfernsson posted on TikTok?
-Heck yeah! It was so Funny!
by yoursocute69:) April 9, 2021
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