Cockwombler 

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.

"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"

Cockwombler by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023

Cockwombler 

Ignorant twat making shit up to manipulate others, often blaming others for what they did themselves.
Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.

Fella 1: Why is the world going upside down?
Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi.
Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals.
All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism.
Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!

Cockwombler by KajmanStan August 3, 2023

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Cockwombling thundercunt by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

Cockwomble by Cockwombler October 2, 2015

Cockgobbler 

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.

She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep

Cockgobbler by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013

Cockwobble 

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous

"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"

Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020