Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016
by Cockwombler August 23, 2015
by Hairbear May 25, 2012
by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004
Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )
by Covbaby April 02, 2012
Cockwomble: David Cameron is a Cockwomble
by ZegDrop October 28, 2015