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Cocktonsil 

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

Cockboss 

A woman or man who knows how to control, handle and own someone’s cock.
Damn Michelle is a cockboss.

Michelle can be my cockboss anytime.
Cockboss by MBstyle January 24, 2019

Cockwossler 

A woman who collects men's virginities. A woman who only has sex with virgin men. She's usually prideful about taking the virginity of the men she has sex with.
Did you hear that Leah is a cockwossler? She totally robbed those guys.
Cockwossler by riverG March 20, 2020

Cocktose Intolerant 

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.
friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

cocktosis 

Basically like halitosis except it's a term used for someone with "cock breath".
After the party last night, the redhead in the plaid skirt went home with cocktosis.
cocktosis by Dee Gomez February 10, 2009

Cock Toss 

A backyard game, originating in Central New York, where by a group of individuals, compete by hurling a plastic dildo, no less then 18 inches long and 2 inches wide. The competition is established by creating a fault line, and using a steady marker to measure the thrown distance, the distance is measured at which time the dong stops its forward motion and comes to rest. The forward most portion of the "tip" is used as the point at which to measure. The game is over when either all individuals have thrown the dong three times, or each player is to drunk to continue playing.
Dude, I totally won that cock tossing competition.
Wow, you really hurled that cock in the game yesterday.
Hey buddy, do you want to go to the yard and toss some cock.
Cock Toss by jpdiddy June 7, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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