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Cocktonsil
A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.
My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!
I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!
I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010
Related Words
Cocktosser • Cock Toss • Cocktose Intolerant • Cockboss • Cocktonsil • Cocktosis • Cockmoss • cockoss • cocktoaster • cocktoastin'
Cockwossler
A woman who collects men's virginities. A woman who only has sex with virgin men. She's usually prideful about taking the virginity of the men she has sex with.
Cockwossler by riverG March 20, 2020
Cocktose Intolerant
friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!
Cocktose Intolerant by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010
Cock Toss
A backyard game, originating in Central New York, where by a group of individuals, compete by hurling a plastic dildo, no less then 18 inches long and 2 inches wide. The competition is established by creating a fault line, and using a steady marker to measure the thrown distance, the distance is measured at which time the dong stops its forward motion and comes to rest. The forward most portion of the "tip" is used as the point at which to measure. The game is over when either all individuals have thrown the dong three times, or each player is to drunk to continue playing.
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