Cockstraption 

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.

I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?

Cockstraption by malt liqua January 12, 2011

Cockstipation 

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, do i ever have cockstipation again"

Cockstipation by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

cockstruction worker 

A gay man who loves to give oral and anal sex with other men, or a gay construction worker.

Man: My buddy is gay and works as a construction worker.

other man: He is a COCKSTRUCTION WORKER!

cockstruction worker by its not cup! March 21, 2019

cocktraction 

A sense of attraction that a male can determine by the intensity of erection.

I have a very strong cocktraction toward that girl with the bumpin' booty.

cocktraction by Trautsauce February 15, 2014

Constraption 

A contraption that is made up of straps. Something used to tie wheelie bins to the back of a car, to get the bins down a long driveway

They’re using that constraption to get the wheelie bins out.

Constraption by anonymous August 15, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019