cockprint 

As in IMprint--the outline of a guy's cock visible through his pants, shorts, or underwear; often more defined when wearing tight jeans or briefs, e.g.

The male answer to cameltoe.

Brent has pretty small hands; however, his cockprint is rather impressive.

cockprint by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007

cockprint 

when a male is wearing a tight pair, or even loose fit jeans and a women or man if he goes that way can see the imprint of a man's cock.

In this picture of Bradd Pitt in Vanity magazine you could see his cockprint, and it's nothing to brag about.

cockprint by LeShaun Walker January 4, 2007

Cockprint mouth

A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before

I didn’t even want to kiss her after she sucked my dick like straight cockprint mouth man

Cockprint mouth by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022

carbon cockprint 

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

"You're going all the way to Manchester to shag that bird? Your carbon cockprint will be massive!"

carbon cockprint by zfunk March 30, 2008

Carbon cockprint 

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

Carbon cockprint by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011

cocksplinter 

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.

Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!

cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020

Cockinthemouth 

1. (Noun) A derivative of the term “Blowjob.” Popular amongst “Tendersluts” – whore wannabe’s.

2. (Verb) to stuff ones’ mouth with excessive chicken (commonly used amongst pre-schoolers)

Person 1: I love Cool Whip.
Person 2: No you don’t slut! That white stuff’s from cockinthmouth!!!

Cockinthemouth by Cockinthemouth (Coqkendamouth) June 4, 2004