Cocklear

Someone who is a pretentious douche; usually gets banned off of social media sites due to the bullshit they spout.

"Did you hear about the guy making fun of Paul Walker's death? He's such a cocklear."

by Sarin Sunday December 1, 2013

Cocklebrity

n. A celebrity who has ridden to fame on the D-train.

"What do Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and Monica Lewinsky all have in common?"

"each is a Cocklebrity."

by Angela Merkel April 26, 2008

Cocklean

verb: to skew, to angle, to slant.

"You cockleaned the lampshade when you bumped it! Fix it!" or "Caitlin! That doesn't look right, you gotta cocklean that table!"

by KDeck March 19, 2010

Cockler

A cock or chicken dressed as hitler

My grandpa has a cock (chicken) farm, and the star of the show is his famous cockler, feared by the cews

by Anosmodnar April 7, 2022

cocklard

White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

by cleitophon December 31, 2007

cochlear implants

the device that gives a deaf person the ability to hear

hey that deaf dude is wearing cochlear implants

by IceDragon362 January 19, 2020

COCKLER

A dude that eats another guys nut out of a chick

I came in her and she left. Later on I saw another guy leave with her, she demands oral so That dude got the cockler

by SMOE_Picka August 21, 2009