Cocklear

Someone who is a pretentious douche; usually gets banned off of social media sites due to the bullshit they spout.

"Did you hear about the guy making fun of Paul Walker's death? He's such a cocklear."

Cocklear by Sarin Sunday December 1, 2013

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Cocklebrity

n. A celebrity who has ridden to fame on the D-train.

"What do Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, and Monica Lewinsky all have in common?"

"each is a Cocklebrity."

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verb: to skew, to angle, to slant.

"You cockleaned the lampshade when you bumped it! Fix it!" or "Caitlin! That doesn't look right, you gotta cocklean that table!"

Cocklean by KDeck March 19, 2010

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My grandpa has a cock (chicken) farm, and the star of the show is his famous cockler, feared by the cews

Cockler by Anosmodnar April 7, 2022

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White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

cocklard by cleitophon December 31, 2007

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the device that gives a deaf person the ability to hear

hey that deaf dude is wearing cochlear implants

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A dude that eats another guys nut out of a chick

I came in her and she left. Later on I saw another guy leave with her, she demands oral so That dude got the cockler

COCKLER by SMOE_Picka August 21, 2009

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