Masslapk

When you pull someone’s face mask back and let it go, causing the mask to slap them in the face

He masslapked me, so I hit him with a bat

by Anosmodnar April 11, 2022

Filanus

When your anus gets filled with too many covid tests

I had to go to the doctor to get a COVID test but instead of getting it through the nose he gave a filanus

by Anosmodnar April 11, 2022

Niggesus

A black version of jesus

I was talking with my black friend about religion so he asked me if I knew his ultimate ruler: Niggesus

by Anosmodnar April 11, 2022

Shitbox

A old car or the local slut at high school or college

When she walked in the room, me and the boys yelled “ is that a Shitbox?!”
When we saw that fucked up, old car we said “man what a Shitbox”

by Anosmodnar April 11, 2022

Cew

A cock or a chicken dressed as a Jew

In my grandpas cock (chicken) farm the cews fear mighty cockler

by Anosmodnar April 07, 2022

Cockler

A cock or chicken dressed as hitler

My grandpa has a cock (chicken) farm, and the star of the show is his famous cockler, feared by the cews

by Anosmodnar April 07, 2022