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To punish a woman via insertion of the penis. The action is usually enjoyed by the woman making it an apparent contradiction.

Woman you just knocked the Playstation plug out of the wall... drop your pants you're in for a good cockflogging.

Cockflog by triggerjob June 10, 2009

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cockology

The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.

Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?

cockology by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020

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cockflower

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

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Cockfrogging

The action of "Dicking Down" the mother of one of your virgin acquaintances while making them watch and giving them direct eye contact along with some pointers.

Prowl sat there for 6 straight hours watching, as Giants was cockfrogging his mom with his smeat.

Cockfrogging by Lolfuckyoudude April 26, 2020

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

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Cockflop

(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)

That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.

Cockflop by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009

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Cockflogged

The synonymous word for a female of the male version of being pussywhipped
When a girl is head over heels obsessed and in love with a guy.

She is so in love with him, she be trippin'... He's got her cockflogged.

Cockflogged by ASG Click August 18, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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