Cockflog

To punish a woman via insertion of the penis. The action is usually enjoyed by the woman making it an apparent contradiction.

Woman you just knocked the Playstation plug out of the wall... drop your pants you're in for a good cockflogging.

by triggerjob June 10, 2009

cockology

The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.

Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?

by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020

cockflower

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockfrogging

The action of "Dicking Down" the mother of one of your virgin acquaintances while making them watch and giving them direct eye contact along with some pointers.

Prowl sat there for 6 straight hours watching, as Giants was cockfrogging his mom with his smeat.

by Lolfuckyoudude April 26, 2020

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

by chilleymac October 9, 2014

Cockflop

(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)

That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.

by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009

Cockflogged

The synonymous word for a female of the male version of being pussywhipped
When a girl is head over heels obsessed and in love with a guy.

She is so in love with him, she be trippin'... He's got her cockflogged.

by ASG Click August 18, 2013