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Dont laff!!...
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Founded by the current
king
of unintentional cockringing,
Stuart
.
I
don
't need to explain what it means.
Person 1: "I just found out that I have
herpes
. Dont
laff
!!..."
Person 2: "
Wot
."
Person 3: "LOLF'MA!"
Dont laff!!...
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5*
January 15, 2005
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cockringing
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Acting like a complete n0b, making many typoos and using a
shitload
of emoticons. Created by Asslixispanitesonfire and
Jack
one horny
evening
.
it jsut dusn
LOL
!!!!!!!
1111
! :) :-D :-*
HULO ?
R U
DERE
!!!!/? 8-) :-\
HUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!OO huhwot?
cockringing
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5*
August 21, 2004
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Panites
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A typoo of
panties
done
by Alex and
Jack
. Commonly known as the cockring'd version of panties.
Oh
Papa
, you
love
wearing my soggy panites,
don
't you? ;)
Panites
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5*
August 17, 2004
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mandgra
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A
cockring
'd version of grandma. Created by
Jack
and
Alex
.
Oh
mandgra, you'
re
so
saggy
...
mandgra
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5*
August 16, 2004
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