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Cockceit 

n: inflated pride in one's penis
The man had a level of cockceit not often seen in someone outside the adult industry.

Male counterpart to "Vaganity"
Cockceit by LordKaladar November 21, 2013
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cockception 

When a straight identifying man watches so much sissy porn, that he slowly begins to grow a lust for cock. The specific moment of this inception is called cockception.
Josh didn't realize that watching 10000 hours of sissy porn would induce cockception.
cockception by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

Cockcentration 

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.
It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.
Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

Cockcentrate 

When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.
I saw a hot girl at school, i cockcentrated on her when i got back home.

cockcentric 

Centered or focused around male genitalia.
The porno had two girls and one guy, but it was still very cockcentric.
cockcentric by Joe Camp January 10, 2006

Cockcited 

To be excited about the cock.

1)Used to describe slutty girls and gays who enjoy the cock and look like they would enjoy some at this moment.
2) Used also to joke about a guy friends sexuality if he says something about the cock to where he seems excited.
1) Dude, she wants your dick! She's so cockcited right now!
2) The friend comments on a photo of someone drinking a Diet Coke with "DIET COCK!!!" then he's cockcited!
Cockcited by Ed The Ringleader April 22, 2011

Cockcentric 

One whose Identity and relationship to the world is centered around his genitals.
'He never stops talking about his sexual conquests...he's so cockcentric'.

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Cockcentric by Aurora Blew February 11, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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