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cockbumps 

1.worts or pimples on the penis.

2.taking bumps of cocain off of a cock.
1.damn i cant let her suck me off. i dont want her to see my cockbumps.

2. hey bitch wanna do a cockbump off my head.
cockbumps by great*oh*G June 30, 2009
Words you can keep

Cockbumps 

Bumps that occur, similar to goosebumps, when you are anticipating dat cock.
OMG you're giving me the cockbumps
Cockbumps by tebowisback May 18, 2015

Cocksfumps 

Something you say to your local mail man
Oh thanks for the mail COCKSFUMPS (then run)
Cocksfumps by Christopheus June 27, 2019

cockburns 

a condition which arises when a mans pubic hair extends onto his shaft like sideburns - prevalent in italians and other typically hairy nationalities.
Guy #1: I'm hoping to get a bj from this slut tonight.

Guy #2: Well you better trim your cockburns or the poor girl might cough up a hairball.
cockburns by Rooster41 March 22, 2006

cockjumper 

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.
Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!
cockjumper by tarheel November 30, 2006

cockburp 

When a girl sucks your cock for so long that she inhales a lot of air, and then needs to take a quick break and burps out the cock-flavored air.
Man, I was getting blown by Kathy for 45 minutes, when she pulled away and cockburped right in front of me.
cockburp by TO ranky November 29, 2011
The manly act of two straight men bumping cocks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

No Homo.
We won the game! *cockbump*
Cockbump by ZIGGING July 21, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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