cockbooger
an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.
cockbooger by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008
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Cockbooger
Man after I jerked off I still had a cockbooger on my dick when I went to put my underwear back on. Shit's everywhere!
Cockbooger by ClitCommander May 30, 2018
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cockbroker
The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.
A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."
cockbroker by it0r! March 1, 2010
Cocklodger
A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008
cockbadger
cockbadger by manta July 30, 2003
cockmonger
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003
Cockburger
Cockburger by Doctor fish March 14, 2013
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