Cock-Gromlin

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Someone who’s unattractive but still manages to find desperate dick.

“Blimey you’re a cock-gromlin!” Or, “you’re nans such a cock-gromlin”
“YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, GRANNYS GONE COCK-GROMLIN”
“Rah, my bumholes proper cock-gromlin right now”

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ball tickling cock gremlin

A promiscuous woman that specializes in tickling testicles while giving oral sex
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Bethanie is such a ball tickling cock gremlin!!!!!

ball tickling cock gremlin by Jokerzwylde85 December 24, 2017

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cock gremlin

A homosexual maugwai that after transforming into a gremlin, enjoys eating the penises of male victims

Oh shit, the cock gremlin has eaten that dudes penis. Quickly shoot that piece of shit before he gobbles our cock!!

cock gremlin by cool897 November 22, 2011

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Cock Gremlin

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal

I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over

Cock Gremlin by Lizard.tits June 1, 2019

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Cock Gremlin

A small, furry creature that resides in the clitoris of fat, cock hungry women. The Cock Gremlin only comes out when it senses male and/or female penis, in which case it peaks its head out of the vagina and approaches the cock in hopes of snatching it and feeding it to its children. A good technique to perform around a Cock Gremlin housing woman is the Boner Wheel.

Tim: Yo man you should watch out for Donya. I heard she houses a Cock Gremlin.

Issac: Nah it's alright dude, if I ever see her I'll just Boner Wheel.

Cock Gremlin by kellisgay17 October 13, 2011

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cock face gremlin

COCK FACE GREMLIN-

SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A COCK OR PENIS ON THEIR FACE BUT ALSO AT THE SAME TIME LOOKS LIKE A GREMLIN FROM STEVEN SPELBURGS CLASSIC MOVIE, "THE GREMLINS. " SO BASICALLY IT MEANS THE PERSON IS UGLY AS SHIT !!!!!

Damn Kristen, what the fuck are you doing coming into my house looking like a cock face gremlin ?!

cock face gremlin by Gmb88 August 28, 2017

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Cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth

Noun The words that someone whispers under their breath when they wash all the dishes and someone dumps another shitload of greasy utensils in the goddamn sink.

example "Robert, hey how are y- (under breath when he drops his plate in the sink) cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth jeez rob could you be any more fucking considerate?

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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