Cock-Diesal

Something or someone that is jacked, ripped, or cut up with muscle.

I worked out at the gym yesterday, now I'm lookin' all "cock-diesal"

by Stress_1 January 6, 2009

cock diesel

adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be one cock diesel muthafucka

by Marc January 4, 2003

cock diesel

A human entity that is extremely muscular and ripped out of control. So ripped in fact, that they cannot even turn around to wipe their own ass.

"Damn!" Look at that mafucka cross da street, that mafucka COCK DIESEL!"

by Tom Cluff December 14, 2003

cock diesel

Very big, strong, buff guy. Lots of muscles.

"That dude is cock diesel, I ain't messin' with him."

by BigWillie December 30, 2004

Cock Diesel Bitch

Cock Diesel - A person who is jacked or huge
Bitch - A huge pussy

"Dude, I ran out of weed!" -Dexter
"You're a cock diesel bitch!" -Nick

by The Goodies January 23, 2009

Cock Diesel

When something is so awesome and so sick dick that it blows your mind to almost disbelief and you feel the need to describe it, but normal words/sayings just won't cut it.

Brendan: So where were you last night? You left the bar pretty early.
Edwin: Yeah I know, I met these two sorority girls last night and I ended up going back to their house and had a threesome.
Brendan: Sick dick!
Edwin: No, even better. Turns out we were being super loud while I was giving them both an alabama hot pocket and I woke up one of their other sisters. I guess they're really comfortable with each other because I ended up giving the third girl a birmingham booty call.
Brendan: You're right, thats Cock Diesel!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 7, 2010

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 1, 2005