Cock-Assist
Yo, so I was sitting there with my friend...and my other friend comes up to me and dumps my girlfriend into my arms. He was such a Cock-assist
Cock-Assist by cock-aid January 19, 2010
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cock assist
cock assist by pdpColonel September 11, 2005
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assistant cock sucker
Any 3rd party that assists with the physical act of sucking a cock. These acts of assistance may include, but are not limited to massaging the balls, fingering the butt, or licking the grundle. The role of the assistant cock sucker is not to be confused with that of the assistant TO the cock sucker.
1. My wife wouldn't let me cop a fully from the assistant cock sucker...what a bitch.
2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker
2. Rhonda juggles nuts like a real veteran assistant cock sucker
assistant cock sucker by john madden from the nf of l December 16, 2009
CSA (cock sucking assistant)
Cock Sucking Assistant - also known as a hair tie, which alleviates any obstructions that may occur during the job.
Using my CSA (cock sucking assistant) last night, allowed the whole experience to run smoothly without any hairy interruptions. The out cum was beneficial for all involved.
CSA (cock sucking assistant) by MellyMooster May 10, 2015
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