1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

cock-spank by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021

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Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

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cock spanker

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

cock spanker by jobodaho January 25, 2004

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cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

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