Cock spank

to slap or spank someone with your penis across the face.

Last night, Scott Cock spanked me!

by CoCoa March 17, 2005

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 04, 2009

cock spank

An extremely dim-witted or outwardly asinine person.

Dude, that clown is a total cock spank!

by Callum Mako April 11, 2004

cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021

cock spank

an extremely gay person

Mikey B is such a cock spank

by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006