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Cock Stamp 

The act of hitting a person in the face with a penis, creating the image of a "cock" on their face. Mostly used in homosexual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.
"Yo I just cock stamped the hell out of will"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"
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Cock Stamp 

Doug has a cock stamp with half an H on his Dick.

Cock Blocking Stamp

When a female puts hickies over your neck as a mark of territory preventing other females from talking to you.
"yo my gurl put the cock blocking stamp all over my neck. every gurl i tried to holla at, they rejected me!"

Cock Sampler

To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.
Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.
Cock Sampler by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022

Cuckstamp 

Any national flag that displays a smaller flag of that nation's current or former colonizer/conqueror. Typically seen in the flags of former British colonies.

The word first appeared up in 4chan's /int/ board, and was coined by posters making fun of the British Union Jacks found in the flags of Australia and New Zealand
1. "At least my flag doesn't have a cuckstamp," said the Canadian, as he opened another bottle of maple syrup.
2. Have you been to Hong Kong lately? Lot's protesters waving cuckstamps in the streets.
Cuckstamp by El Hopaness Romtic September 16, 2019
When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.
-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.
cockstomp by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009

Cockstomping 

Bro, Cesar was cockstomping all over Adam last night... with Nikki's shoes. It was heinous.
Cockstomping by azola July 25, 2010