Cock Snoot

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1. When a man ejaculates while receiving oral sex and the force of the ejaculation is blasted out of the other person's nose.

2. a derogatory term to refer to a fallacious woman.

"Man, that bitch is such a cock snoot."

Cock Snoot by Mev186 July 18, 2015

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Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

Shoot my cock off by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Related Words

Cock Snoot • cocksnott • cocksnorting • Cocksnotch • cock snot • cock smoothie • cock snout • Cock Shooter • cock shooting • cock-snookered

Cocksnot

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...

"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"

Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

cocksnott

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizim junkie"

That jizim junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!

cocksnott by biggdogg September 4, 2003

cocksnorting

A sexual practice wherein one partner puts his or her nose to the shaft of the other partner's penis and inhales sharply, creating a vacuum which stimulates the nerve endings.

"Me and my girl got into cock-snorting recently... best orgasm ever!"

"I swear I could hear your mom across the hall cocksnorting the night away. Sounded like a pig eating slop."

cocksnorting by Doublemint Hoover August 5, 2008

cocksnot

another term for a male's semen.

my girlfriend loves to drink my cocksnot after oral sex.

cocksnot by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006

cocksnot

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.

Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.

cocksnot by Codiak July 31, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026