Cock Snoot 

1. When a man ejaculates while receiving oral sex and the force of the ejaculation is blasted out of the other person's nose.

2. a derogatory term to refer to a fallacious woman.

"Man, that bitch is such a cock snoot."

Cock Snoot by Mev186 July 18, 2015

Shoot my cock off 

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

Shoot my cock off by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Cocksnot 

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...

"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"

Cocksnot by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

cocksnott 

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizim junkie"

That jizim junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!

cocksnott by biggdogg September 4, 2003

cocksnorting 

A sexual practice wherein one partner puts his or her nose to the shaft of the other partner's penis and inhales sharply, creating a vacuum which stimulates the nerve endings.

"Me and my girl got into cock-snorting recently... best orgasm ever!"

"I swear I could hear your mom across the hall cocksnorting the night away. Sounded like a pig eating slop."

cocksnorting by Doublemint Hoover August 5, 2008

cocksnot 

another term for a male's semen.

my girlfriend loves to drink my cocksnot after oral sex.

cocksnot by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006

cocksnot 

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.

Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.

cocksnot by Codiak July 31, 2003