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Cock Sniper 

Cock snipers are people who somehow know exactly when you're about to jerk off. It is like Stream sniper but when you are about to masturbate.
Right, when I whipped out my dick a Cock Sniper messaged me and I had to put it away.
Cock Sniper by WildToastyMop June 13, 2020
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cock sniper 

can shoot an amazingly accurate load of cum.
Only a highly trained SAS cock sniper could hava achieve such accuracy at such range.
cock sniper by KENNY April 6, 2003

Cock Sniper 

1.
A guy who lacks self confidence, resulting in a lowered position of head, usually aimed toward the ground, generally at the same area as a cock.

2.

a gay guy who when entering a conversation takes an irrational amount of time to observe ones crotch region thoroughly before replying.

3.

The same as when guys stare at girls tits and talk to them, except it's a girl staring at your dick.
person 1: Dude, does Jackie have neck problems?

person 2: Nah bro, she's just a cock sniper.

person 1: what a Ho.

person 2: agreed.
Cock Sniper by JandJwords November 13, 2009

Cock sniper 

Someone who not only enjoys. But gives bomb ass head by getting into position on their stomach, arms holding up the recipient's leg while performing fallatio. Usually referring to a gay guy.
He gives amazing head, hes a cock sniper.
Cock sniper by UncutN909 December 14, 2023

Sniper Cock 

1)One who scopes out other mens cocks in the locker room after practice or games.

2) Shooting the puck off the post and in the net.
"Dude, look at the size of Kirbys cup"

"Easy there Sniper Cock"
Sniper Cock by wwjd91 November 11, 2009

COCK SWIPER 

This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.
I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.
COCK SWIPER by Paul Pickle November 27, 2021
Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.
In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"
cocksnipe by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008
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