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Cock Snif 

The act of smelling a cock to see if it has been up anyone's ass before you suck it and hoping it has.
I Tried to cock snif Ted to make sure he was with his boyhole Bob
Cock Snif by lovesarubber July 13, 2009
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cock sniffer 

One who injests the fumes of the penis vigorously through their nostrils, up until the point where the cock gets vacuumed up into their nose, eventually stabbing the sniffers brain until they die a horrible cock-sniffy death.
Detective: I'm sorry Maam. I appears your daughter was killed in a cock-sniffing accident.

Mother: Whats that? Oh sorry, I was sniffing your cock.

cock sniffer 

the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.
as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.

Cock Sniffer 

(Adj) A woman so insanely paranoid and jealous of her male partner's interaction with other females that she demands to sniff his genitalia with a view to determining whether he has recently engaged in coitus with a different partner.
Simon's girlfriend demanded that Simon let her sniff his cock because he had been talking to an ex-girlfriend. Simon later informed his colleagues that his girlfriend was a cock sniffer.
Cock Sniffer by Crazy Pierre May 26, 2010

cock sniff 

me_omg kevin is such a cock sniff
you_omg i know he so is gay
cock sniff by alexaa June 11, 2006

Cock Sniffer 

A woman or man that is so jealous they sniff the mans genitals in order to see if he is being faithful
Man... My girl is a cock sniffer, she never believes I'm at work!
Cock Sniffer by breakr October 21, 2011

cock sniffing

When one male tailgates another male in traffic.
When one male doesn't mind another males personal affairs.
That guy better stop cock sniffing me.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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