Cock Slipper 

Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.

Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!

Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!

Cock Slipper by Questosterone March 11, 2011

Cock Slipper 

Johnson protection during sex season.

Ben triple-stacked his cock slippers before spearing Britney.

Cock Slipper by Beegee December 3, 2007

Slipper Cock 

When you fuck a slipper and your cocks skin gets ripped off.

Doctor: Young man... did you uh.... fuck a slipper?"
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock

Slipper Cock by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle 

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle by I am beer December 25, 2019

cock slapper 

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it

are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the day
is that the red mark of a cock slapper

cock slapper by glennnn elliott August 2, 2006

cock slapper 

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it

is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month

cock slapper by glennnn elliott August 3, 2006

Cock-Slapper 

Verb. A term used commonly for someone who whacks their cocks against aother people frequently.

"Billy is such as Cock-Slapper, he whacked me so fuckin hard i have a cockmark on my face.

Cock-Slapper by pissfuck April 9, 2009