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cock slapper 

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the day
is that the red mark of a cock slapper
cock slapper by glennnn elliott August 2, 2006

cock slapper 

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month
cock slapper by glennnn elliott August 3, 2006

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle 

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom
So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

cock eyed rice slapper 

a chinese person who rips you off.
that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

cock snapper 

A girl who is so hot that she induces an erection of such magnitude that one's cock is snapped by his jeans.
cock snapper by Burst Jeans November 22, 2011

Cock Snapper 

Woman who loves to snap a cock during sex.
Tarryn's a real Cock Snapper, she snapped Grants cock and just kept going like nothing happened with a wild look in her eyes.
Cock Snapper by Joshuaq January 2, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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