a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex
guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes

guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber
by the origional harrison August 23, 2008
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A whore like woman who instead of fucking multiple men, she prefers to give them hand jobs, and is so experienced that the men don't mind getting a hand job instead of pussy.
guy 1: Yo dude did u get with that hick from the bar last night.

guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.

guy 1: Man that sucks.

guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber
by the original Harrison September 1, 2008
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Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.
Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.
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