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Cock Pulse 

A term used to describe the current state of a mans erection.
Bro I drank too much whiskey but she wants to fuck. Hopefully I don't go limp during intercourse but I'm confident I can keep a cock pulse.
Cock Pulse by BurntAnus January 3, 2017
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cock-purse 

Nother word for my 'scrote.

Bitches
cock-purse by Hellhouse December 22, 2005

cock puller 

that loser is such a cock puller, he just sits around in his momma's basement playing with himself.
cock puller by kyle marx April 10, 2003
1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
She sleeps with everyone, what a cockpurse
Cockpurse by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010

cockpuller

The word cockpuller basically defines a female. Girls love to pull the cock, aka hand jobs.
Slick Rick once wrote,

"All of you cockpullers are frontin, wave ur arms around like you some octopus or somethin."

"Damn Denise you a cockpuller."
cockpuller by Dj Egin May 5, 2005

Cockpulse 

A feeling usually experienced by thirteen year old boys when bumping into or brushing past a person of the opposite sex. The pent-up sexual tension causes a sudden pulse to the cock, occasionally resulting in an awkward boner.
Tom: Yo Jon, when Jenny bumped past me in the hall, I totally felt a Cockpulse. I couldn't stand up during my entire next class!
Cockpulse by Walrus Sack September 23, 2009
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