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The scrotum or nutsack

I tore my cock pouch climbing over the picket fence.

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cock pouch

See Woman.
See Cock pocket.

My girlfriend? No. My cock pouch.

cock pouch by Godsbest September 30, 2003

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Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.

“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low”

Cock pouch by Cockpouch March 24, 2021

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Cock Pouch

A tight warm pussy that fits nicely around your cock

Bitch gotta tight cock pouch!

Cock Pouch by Rock Ultra January 22, 2023

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a slutty girl

that girl is a cock-pouch

cock-pouch by ryan methorst September 3, 2003

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cock-pouch

Men's bikini underwear (Speedo)

cock-pouch by Uncle Kaussen May 10, 2003

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cock-pouch

N. A place on the male body that's fuckable, but unknown to the hetero sexual portion of society.

Daddy! I wanna fuck his cockpouch!

cock-pouch by Phil Foglio March 3, 2003

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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