impossible sit-up

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.

Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!

by Godsbest September 02, 2003

cock pouch

See Woman.
See Cock pocket.

My girlfriend? No. My cock pouch.

by Godsbest October 01, 2003

cock pocket

Anatomy.
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the .
uterus in female mammals.

See "Woman"...

All that WOMAN is good for is her COCK POCKET.

by Godsbest September 03, 2003