Definitions by Godsbest

cock pouch 

See Woman.
See Cock pocket.

My girlfriend? No. My cock pouch.

cock pouch by Godsbest September 30, 2003

cock pocket 

Anatomy.
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the .
uterus in female mammals.

See "Woman"...

All that WOMAN is good for is her COCK POCKET.

cock pocket by Godsbest September 3, 2003

impossible sit-up 

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.

Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!

impossible sit-up by Godsbest September 2, 2003